The Crouton Crusher
Urgent whimpering. The throbbing of each heartbeat swelled the victim’s tortured left testicle into the spikes. The pressure had reached a level that felt like the jewel was about to burst. The tormentor’s hand drifted along an inner thigh, caressing and teasing the helpless victim. In an instant, the hand closed around the hinged handles, and squeezed. It was too much to bear. The desperate whimpering began to quake, stuttering through strained vocal cords. Pathetic squeaks and groans emanated from the body, coming from a primal place beyond dignity, self restraint, and ego - releasing the scared animal that we learn to hide so well.
The Crouton Crusher is a unique CBT testicle clamp that mimics the look of a pair of salad tongs. The device features a spiked spoon and serving fork attached to hinged handles. Use the generously sized thumb screw to adjust the clamping pressure. The 10mm slot on the fork is perfectly sized to securely hold the scrotum and keep a testicle secure during torture.Want to make it a set? Check out our lavish flagship Para-hell-ogram nipple clamps, or you could just creep on all of our awful products at the TerribleToyshop storefront.
The tongs are 8" (200mm) long from the hinge to the tip and the spoon is 2⅛" (58mm) wide. This item ships as a single Crouton Crusher.
This item is 3D printed with PLA (polylactic acid) plastic, which is a biodegradable, body-safe plastic derived from plant starch (it's vegan-friendly!). We 3D print our products with stainless steel nozzles (rather than typical brass nozzles, which can add trace amounts of lead to printed objects).
Although PLA itself is body-safe, the process used in 3D printing makes the surface of the product porous. As a result, please be aware that these products can transmit fluids if shared by more than one person.
Also note that PLA is not dishwasher safe and will warp at temperatures above 60 degrees Celsius. This item is hand-wash only - wipe clean after use and store dry.
Our return policy lasts 30 days. If 30 days have gone by since your purchase, unfortunately we can’t offer you a refund or exchange.
Several types of goods are exempt from being returned. We do not accept products that are intimate, gift cards, or downloadable products. To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it. It must also be in the original packaging.
In the context of this return policy, all products intended to be used on nipples and genitals are intimate. We also consider impact play toys (such as whips, straps and floggers) to be intimate because these items have the potential to break skin.
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