...and we'd be more than happy to kick you in the shin to prove it. Or check out our selection of deviant, painful toys and find out for yourself.

Terrible Toyshop was born in a kinky maker space in Toronto and grew up on Etsy. Our mission is to torture the internet with our unique sadistic inventions, as well as remixes of classic kinky toys to satisfy all your freaky pleasures. Stay tuned for new additions to the collection so you can lustily stuff your (toy) box full of our awful products. If somebody doesn't regret your choice, we're not doing our job.

Sorry, not sorry. ;)

History

In late-March of 2019, TerribleToyshop began as a blithely ironic handle for a kinky Etsy seller account (https://TerribleToyshop.etsy.com). The shop opened with two products on display: Nipple Traps and the Pussy Trap, followed soon by the Clit Tenderizer and the Snapper. From these humble beginnings, we work hard every day to fulfill Terrible Toyshop's destiny as a singular and bizarre cult classic toymaker among the most discerning of pervs.

Along the way, we did some really cool things and a lot of really boring stuff. TLDR: Terrible Toyshop is: kink positive, a well oiled machine, shipping orders every business day, trademarked, body positive, probably running most of our twelve 3D printers as you read this, sex positive, featured in the media and/or porn (depending on your perspective), vaguely Canadian (sorry!), a philanthropist, and generally of sunny disposition after two cups of coffee and/or 1:00pm EST.

We'll be adding to this section as time permits... until then:

Buy something awful for someone who deserves it.