The Margaret Thatch-er Thwacker
Margaret Thatcher was totally a domme. There. You can’t unsee it.
Before the facepalm days of Brexit, the UK was fronted by a competent technocrat who sternly oppressed the working class with dignity. Margaret, we salute you - with this thatch patterned spanking strap, featuring a Union Jack embossed on the handle. To really bring this design home, we designed the ergonomic handle based on the grip on Ballgag Bear’s favourite umbrella to make it feel like an authentic expression of Britain’s climatological identity. With the Margaret Thwack-er Thwacker in hand, the only thing that is going to rain on your parade is… well… rain, because this is not actually an umbrella.
The Margaret Thatch-er Thwacker is equal parts prim, proper and brutal, with a 1/8" thick thatch patterned rubber strap. The strap is doubled over into a loop for a deep, remorseless impact accompanied by an immensely satisfying thwacking sound. The crosshatch pattern and crisp edges on the strap leave distinct thatch marks during hard use. The handle contains a 6" steel bolt to weight the handle for optimal balance.
Keep calm and thwack on - break your sub as brutally as the Iron Lady broke the air traffic controllers’ strike.Are you an impact play aficionado? You might also like our stylish Strapper tawse and it's baby brother, the rubber band Snapper. Also check out our lavish flagship Para-hell-ogram nipple clamps or you could just creep on all of our awful products at the TerribleToyshop storefront.
The entire handle is is 7¼" (185mm) long from tip to tip, holding a ⅛" (3.5mm) thick rubber strap. The width of the strap is 1" (25mm) and it extends about 14" from the tip of the handle (350mm). Note that exact dimensions of the strap may vary slightly from item to item, as the strap is hand cut.
This item is 3D printed with PLA (polylactic acid) plastic, which is a biodegradable, body-safe plastic derived from plant starch (it's vegan-friendly!). We 3D print our products with stainless steel nozzles (rather than typical brass nozzles, which can add trace amounts of lead to printed objects).
Although PLA itself is body-safe, the process used in 3D printing makes the surface of the product porous. As a result, please be aware that these products can transmit fluids if shared by more than one person.
Also note that PLA is not dishwasher safe and will warp at temperatures above 60 degrees Celsius. This item is hand-wash only - wipe clean after use and store dry.
Our return policy lasts 30 days. If 30 days have gone by since your purchase, unfortunately we can’t offer you a refund or exchange.
Several types of goods are exempt from being returned. We do not accept products that are intimate, gift cards, or downloadable products. To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it. It must also be in the original packaging.
In the context of this return policy, all products intended to be used on nipples and genitals are intimate. We also consider impact play toys (such as whips, straps and floggers) to be intimate because these items have the potential to break skin.
To complete your return, we require a receipt or proof of purchase.
Once your return is received and inspected, we will send you an email to notify you that we have received your returned item. We will also notify you of the approval or rejection of your refund.
If you are approved, then your refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment, within a certain amount of days.
Late or missing refunds
If you haven’t received a refund yet, first check your bank account again.
Then contact your credit card company, it may take some time before your refund is officially posted. Next contact your bank. There is often some processing time before a refund is posted. If you’ve done all of this and you still have not received your refund yet, please contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Only regular priced items may be refunded, unfortunately sale items cannot be refunded.
If the item was marked as a gift when purchased and shipped directly to you, you’ll receive a gift credit for the value of your return. Once the returned item is received, a gift certificate will be mailed to you, or we will issue points through our loyalty program that can be redeemed for the value of your return.
If the item wasn’t marked as a gift when purchased, or the gift giver had the order shipped to themselves to give to you later, we will only accept a return at the gift giver's request.
To return your product, please contact us at email@example.com for mailing instructions.
You will be responsible for paying for your own shipping costs for returning your item. Shipping costs are non-refundable. If you receive a refund, the cost of return shipping will be deducted from your refund.
If you are shipping an item or items worth more than $75, you should consider using a trackable shipping service or purchasing shipping insurance. We don’t guarantee that we will receive your returned item.